Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the
Lowest crime rates in the country

— Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC

You know you’re a hot mess when the only person buying you drinks all night is yourself.

— Chelsea Handler

I will never deny that life isn’t fair. It seems as though when a woman leaves a man she is strong and independent, but when a man leaves a woman he is a pig and a jerk.

— Criss Jami